Immigration Experience and Funny Incident

First, let me share some knowledge about immigration process which I gained first-hand. No travel site clearly mentioned following steps (or I failed to google it correctly).

If you are only interested in reading my experience, please jump to next section!

Immigration Process/Steps

Below is general sequence you need go through during international travel. Above sequence is repeated when you come back to your home country.

I guess it will be repeated when you visit a different country in your tour. So following are steps you go through when crossing international borders by air transport!

  1. In flight itself, you get an immigration slip in which you write information about trip. Name, Passport Number, Purpose of visit, currency/goods you are bringing, etc.
  2. Once you land, first thing you need to do is clear immigration. So make sure you do not keep any documents you need during immigration in checked-in baggage. Immigration process could be tough so don’t underestimate it assuming “I have a visa now…”
  3. Once you clear immigration, you go to claim you checked-in baggage. This is optional if you do not have any checked-in baggage.
  4. Finally you pass custom-clearance. If you have bringing items for which custom duty is due, you need to pay this. If you have declared that you are bringing nothing that needs to pay custom, custom officer may request you to come aside and check. If you have entered false information on immigration slip, you will regret at this point!

Hat-tip: If you are planning to bring foreign liquor under custom-free 2 Liters quota from duty free shop, it’s better to buy it when coming back from home airport. As per above steps, you will get a chance to buy them after clearing immigration. (Step 2). Duty-free liquor shop is conveniently located between immigration and baggage-claim area. 😉

My Immigration Experience

When my turn came, immigration officer asked me purpose of visit. I showed invitation letter by Nginx Inc which stated that I was invited as speaker.

The letter was of low scan/print quality. Immigration officer said the letter looks like forged one.

He already asked me about my profession before to which I replied “Software Engineer”. Now he was asking me to explain why quality is not good from engineers perspective!

May be scanner wasn’t closed properly or letter was scanned at low dpi. But I got panicked so rather than getting into engineering, I said that the letter was scanned and emailed to me by Nginx, Inc. I simply printed as it. So I had no control over it’s quality. He wasn’t convinced.

I asked him to call Nginx, Inc and verify. He said “I don’t call anyone”. At this point, I heard – “I can’t call anyone!”. I thought he didn’t have phone or his outgoing was blocked. So I offered him my phone and said, “You can use my phone to make calls!”

As expected this made him angry. 😐

He asked for other proofs. I showed nginx conf complementary pass I was given. It was just a print out of a webpage without any barcode or any security feature. But as it’s printout of simple text content, quality was good (like a regular print)! He accepted it.

At this point I was surprised because as a developer, I know it is very easy to create a webpage and print it. But I kept this knowledge to myself! 😉

Food Part

After purpose is clear, he turned his attention to food. He said, “why haven’t you brought any food items from India?”.

I said, “I am a non-vegetarian so I guess I will have no problem eating in US. Also, I am planning to stay at my friends place for few days and then in hostels. So I will prefer cooking something fresh, rather than eating stale food!”.

His next reaction was, “So you are a software engineer who knows how to cook! What if you get a good opportunity here and decide to settle down in United States?”.

To this, I gave canned reply, “I have a family and established business back home”. I had prepared for this question for visa interview as well. 😉

Only thing I added, “And I am not a good cook!”. I guess this addition was not needed.

Funny Part

shot-glassesNext he turned his attention to gift section on my immigration slip. I declared about gift items I was carrying to the US.

When he asked me about them, I explained that they are shot glasses which can be used for drinks as well as decorative purpose.

I couldn’t show them to him as they were in my checked-in baggage which I couldn’t claim at that point. Glasses looked like this →

His next reaction was – “So do you want people here to get drunk and remember you? Out of all things you could only imagine making people drunk!”.

This reaction made me wonder if drinking is prohibited in US/California or in LA!

At this point I was really panicked. Thoughts of getting deported back to India were started making round. I took defensive stand and started explaining how glasses can be used for decorative purpose and decorative purpose is indeed prime purpose. 😀

He interrupted me midway, and said –  “Wait. I am just kidding man. Enjoy your stay in US”. With best possible smile you can see on the face of an immigration officer!

I left the counter without reacting much. I was clueless as how to react. Later on, I narrated incident to my friend Harshal when I reached his place. He said, “Americans have a good sense of humor. Don’t get surprised if something like this happens again during your stay!”